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They don't make rednecks like they used to.

Discussion in 'General' started by gixxernaut, Jun 15, 2019.

  1. gixxernaut

    gixxernaut Hold my beer & watch this

    So I was driving my nephew through this redneckedy neighborhood, letting him out to canvas the area handing out Vacation Bible School pamphlets. As I was watching he approached this really old guy out messing around in his driveway. Dude looked like he musta been Methuselah's grandaddy. Anyway my nephew tried to be polite and ask if this guy had any grandkids who might be interested.

    Three things you could always count on from rednecks. They love their beer and they love their country, and they damn sure don't threaten anyone who's simply trying to get the kids to go to church. I couldn't believe that geezer chasing my nephew, cussing like he was the love-child of Lewis Black and Michael Richards. I thought he was going to throw his PBR can at my nephew before he could make it back to my car. Fortunately the old geezer couldn't run any faster than Stephen Hawking in a tar pit, so the nephew got back safe and we hauled ass.

    The end.
     
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  2. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    Did said redneck have an outhouse?

    I’m asking for a friend.
     
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  3. Mot Okstef

    Mot Okstef Scrolling all day long on RRW.com

    OMFG! I laughed so hard reading that I actually peed my pants. :crackup:

    You sir, are a fucking genius! :bow:

    Whatever you are smoking I want some. ;)

    Edit: Definitely Best of the BBS material. :cool:

    Edit 2: In on Page 1. :D
     
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  4. StanTheMan

    StanTheMan Well-Known Member

    Damn. Well-played, sir. Well-played.
     
  5. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    No pizza for you!
     
  6. ryoung57

    ryoung57 Off his meds

    Cut the old man some slack. He was tired from riding Dong all day.
     
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  7. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    Toe, forget the crayons and get out that big first grade pencil.

    We got work to do.
     
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  8. motoracer1100

    motoracer1100 Well-Known Member

  9. Kolbe

    Kolbe Well-Known Member

  10. ChemGuy

    ChemGuy Harden The F%@# Up!

    actual pics of Metal Fish after what George did...

    [​IMG]
     
  11. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    o_O
     
  12. ryoung57

    ryoung57 Off his meds

  13. t11ravis

    t11ravis huge carbon footprint

    :crackup:
    Well done George.
     
  14. rd49

    rd49 Well-Known Member

    <golf clap>
     
  15. gixxernaut

    gixxernaut Hold my beer & watch this

    Looking back on it I'm not sure but I think an outhouse might have been the only structure on the property.
     
  16. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    They must have been living their best life.
     
  17. CRA_Fizzer

    CRA_Fizzer Honking at putter!

    That has to be the best line ever. :bow::beer:
     
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  18. fastedyamaha

    fastedyamaha Well-Known Member

    I nominate this thread for the best of bbs section :beer:
     
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