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Offended right up until they go for custody in court. Then they are the ones that can care for the children...I mean collect the child support.

Just follow the money.

 

Norwalk woman tanning topless showed even more when confronted by a mother and child, police say

https://www.courant.com/breaking-ne...0190819-2xqejfbwa5ebddbvcfxj7mwrrq-story.html

" charged with risk of injury to a minor and second-degree breach of peace"

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JFC... tits provide sustenance to children... they don't "injure" them.

SMDH

 

50 fucking THOUSAND dollars bond because some busybody cunt thought her snowflake was indelibly tarnished?

 

That’s got to be a typo

 

Haha, her dad tried to extort $2 million from David Letterman back in 2010.

 

Topless chick or whiny cunt chick?

 

....& bottom-less

 

Admiral General Aladeen may disagree

 

This seems like a particularly dumb idea.

If we bought Greenland we could do this kinda thing there and have a million square miles with nothing but polar bears being bothered.

https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/article234211482.html

Secretive warfare training being staged in 21 North Carolina counties, Army says

 

Senior citizen sex romp including five men and one woman, 85, broken up by cops


https://www.nydailynews.com/news/cr...0190821-ep4g4r6j2fguvbz3lo2ly2s2fy-story.html

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Should have just stayed in their hot tub.

 

Why? They've been doing it forever, the locals know it's going on, and most of that area benefits greatly from all the business and traffic the military brings in.

 

Other than that one overzealous Blart that thought the Germans were bombing Pearl Harbor again.

Weren't there some "exercises" going on on 9-11?

 

Ze Germans!!! Yes, that was fucked up. But with the nature of what these guys do, there's no other way for them to get the training.

 

Perv priest arrested for stealing $99,000 from parish to pay for sex with men he met on Grindr: police

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/cr...0190822-pvybgxrgbvf6loomkgoj5rlcca-story.html

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Shouldn't that be "Gay priest steals from parishoners"?
Unless they're calling gays perverts, I thought we were
past that. This seems really overblown, pun intended.

 

https://nationalpost.com/news/local...ther/wcm/5822a693-4df9-4da1-a8e6-a586364988e3

Awesome.

Human rights violation for wanting to know the age and sex of the babysitter. JFC.