The unofficial official "SMMFH" thread

A work in progress?

 

Yes, always.

Really high testosterone combined with a lack of maturity is a bad mix. I would not want to go back 20 years. Being 50 has some suckage but is still tons better than young, dumb, and full of......

 

There was no requirement for you to swallow.

 

Hell no I would love to be 20 and do it all again

 

Utah man!

https://www.cnn.com/2019/12/19/us/utah-body-freezer-notary/index.html

 

Iowa man. I thought burning the flag was a freedom of speech but a hate crime for the abcs.


https://www.desmoinesregister.com/s...-man-sentenced-church-banner-fire/2697139001/

 

Did you really ignore that email from the Nigerian prince?

https://www.ctvnews.ca/business/43m-in-cash-found-in-empty-nigerian-apartment-1.3368884

 

It would have sucked if that apartment complex had a fire

 

Hard to believe they found $43 million in a dresser.

This is how much space $1 million in $100 bills would occupy.



OR

 

It was a big dresser.

 

Those are dollar bills. Don’t think there’s a million of them.

 

If they were hundreds it would be a million dollars.
There are ten thousand ones there.

 

https://twitter.com/thesun/status/1208673533104029696?s=21


At least she wasn’t doing the thighs or even worse.

 

Maybe its a stack of 100's with a 1 on each end of it. You know, like that scene in My Cousin Vinny?

 

Wow.....so apparently this was the number 2 top trending hashtag on Twitter today of all days.

#WomenAreTrash



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Funny isn't the word I would use.

https://news.grabien.com/story-grabiens-25-funniest-news-clips-2019

 

Our warehouse was struck by lightning. Fine us $600,000 for it

What the sweet loving fuck?

 

Think they need a lawyer with some balls, sounds like they rolled over.

This link was at the bottom of the page. I remember the warnings about that gas when I was farming. Saw it a few times hanging in a freshly filled silo, orange and deadly.

http://m.startribune.com/minnesota-boy-overcome-by-gas-silo-fumes-dies-is-3rd-victim/566536712/

 

Yeah, read that one too. Fucking tragic.