The Shitty Parking Thread (I'll take 'Things that will cause Broome to stroke-out for 200. Alex')

Those were great cars, my parents had one.

Still remember the time all four of us went out, Dad driving, mom in the passenger seat, me sitting in front of her between her legs and my sister on the center console, no seat belts on anyone. We are ripping around this new development with no houses built yet and moving pretty good, when we come up on an unmarked cul-de-sac. Dad gets it stopped, just short of running over the curb into the dirt.

Mom was pretty pissed, but at least we didn't screw up the car. Dad's next fun sports car was a Lotus Europa Twin Cam with the Big Valve head.

 

Nice ... sounds like your Dad had good taste !

 

Every goddamn day at work I deal with this shit. Fuck these people.

 

Place a post dead in the middle of that shit and that problem goes away and bikes have their spot.....

 

Or park a motorcycle* right behind the truck, because that space is for more than one "motorcycle," right? You're just sharing the parking space, like a good citizen.

But the post idea is probably better.

*Probably want to use a "disposable" motorcycle in this situation.

 

You can’t fix ‘entitled’, but the local police department parking officers can ...
If ‘entitled’ includes (expensive) parking tickets, it will lose some of its allure.

 

I carry a stack of these with me. Decals, not cards.
VHB adhesive.
In the summer it takes 30 minutes to them off a smooth surface.

 

Gotta source?

 

What is your go to spot for placement of this decal??

 

I make them.

 

Depends on the offense and the gender.

 

I see an order for some decals from you in my future.

 

Too bad you couldn't put a post in after they parked. Wouldn't that be hilarious, dig a hole, put in a sleeve the drop in a post and lock it.

 

We had a guy that did this in his fancy new BMW at least 3 days a week last year... We have 8 spots back to back blocked off for motorcycle parking at my work. One day bikes had filled in in front of and around him, so I parked right behind him, on the center stand as close as I could without touching. Came out to go to a late lunch and my bike was moved to the side and his car was gone, but he never parked there again. I had people coming up to me high fiving me because they recognized my bike and all wished they would have done it...

 

Just get a valve stem puller that removes the internals .. and throw them away . You do no damage so your liability is small and he is F@cked ... ask me how I know !

 

I beg to disagree, just loosen the schraeder valve core so it leaks and put the cap back on...do 2 tires so a spare is of no use. He will try to fill them and they'll just leak back down. No damage, nothing stolen...don't get caught.

 

Fuck that.

Pull the valve cores. Fill the tires with slime. Loctite the valve cores back in. Fill the valve stem caps with JB*Weld and put them on.

Then smear shit on his door handles, piss in his gas tank and stuff a dead Canadian goose into his engine compartment.

Then, take vid of the reaction. Make a million bucks on YooToobz.

 

The problem with that is some poor tire guy at a shop is the one that has to deal with the friggen slime!

 

Opposite corners of the car will mean a jack is useless. Hello have to get another jack or block the corner it rocks over to. Lol.