Hypermotard with a 1299 swap. Ok.. that's what I want but I need someone with deeper pockets to pave the way.
My 1st gen SV. It would piss him off so bad he'd ride as fast as possible to get off the track sooner.
A guy at my last trackday had a nicely modded FZ07 and I’ve been thinking about one ever since. Pretty sure he was lapping quicker than me on my 1000 too.
A Suter MMX 500. He'll kill himself in a month on it but when he gets to the gates of hell, he'll be let right through, no waiting in line 'cause of his pure badassness.
This reminds me of the scene in one of Eddie Murphy's stand-ups from back in the day, where he does the gay Mr. T.