The Now Totally Random Photo Thread - NSFW!!!!

Even the noozepaper thinks she's a slut.

 

She's really cute.







And I mean the one on the right.

 

2XIDB.

Then, I'd rub oil on its skin. Sprinkle on some salt and pepper. I'd preheat the oven to 400, remove my pecker, and put that bitch in the oven.

 

You would have to cut that ugly head off before going into the oven.

 

I sure as hell wouldn't want that dressing.:wow::wow:

 

Why did I see this post and immediately scroll up expecting to see Speedy E as the author?

 

Hey, if it works for Adam Sandler and his chicken.....


When I'm feeling down
And feeling sad
You come around
And make me glad
I got you
Oh, my little chicken

I love your feet
I love your breasts
I love the way you eat gravel
To help you digest
Oh, my little chicken

People say you're using me
In your heart you're a killer
But I know the worst
I should fear is
A slight case of salmonella
So lie right back
Don't you cry
If an egg can fit in there
Why can't I.....mmmmmmm
Oh my little

Bawk, Bawk, Bawk, Bawk
Bawk, Bawk, Bawk, Bawk
Bawk, Bawk, Bawk, Bawking Bawk,
Bawk, Bawk, Bawking Bawk

You're my love
My little chicken likes
To wear garter belts

 

Did exactly the same, lol.

 

Psych!!!

 

Thank you Facebook

 

Shadetree fabrication at its best. :up:

 

WTF is that set up for?

 

Extra points for the safety roping.

 

I am guessing he doesn't corner low to the left.

 

I was just thinking, is safety rope WERA legal?

 

Any relation to the Shed of Doom guy?

 

And here I thought the guy with one mounted on a 4ft aluminum rod (spear?) sticking out of the front of his motard at a trackday was lame.

 

FTFY