The new Matrix F***ing SUCKS.

Horrible. Horrible. Horrible.

 

And why are you suprised?

 

Bodie, I am an FBI agent!

Wait.

 

ITS GOTTA BE THAT WAY!

 

Well shit there go my christmas plans

 

I love Keanu, but find all Matrix movies boring unless you're an uber nerd The only good thing that came out the lot was a cool Ducati Edition.

 

Came across an unclaimed piece of meat in Baja, turned out to be Rosie! Guess he picked a knife fight with somebody better!!!

 

Honestly it’s just a bad movie. Not even taking into account how 2021 it is (in a bad way)

 

I just never got into the other matrix movies. Seemed like you needed to blaze up the bong to me and that wasn’t my thing.

bet ganja dude loves the series.

 

Nope, that would just make them worse. I'd rather watch a black and white Swedish film dubbed in Korean than be subjected to 10 minutes of a Matrix movie.

 

I watched a John Wick movie with the sound off recently. Man it sucked so bad. Americans sure love their shitty movies.

 

No surprise, those with low IQ would undoubetdly miss a lot!!

 

First matrix movie is a classic. It was so different than what was around at the time.

If you clowns hate all of them then I can’t trust that the new one sucks.

 

The first matrix was a great film. Well written and ground breaking in its concept and cinematic execution. 2 and 3 gave a good effort but ultimately 1 is in a class of its own. This movie is worse than T3- rise of the machines. At least terminator dark date hit the fucking bullseye. This movie is unwatchable

 

Indeed...I don't hit the bong nor am I a nerd but quite the contrary...a BMF! The Matrix series has been good with the 2nd one being arguably the best. The 3rd wasn't bad either but not as good as the other two IMO. I'll buy the 4th when it comes out just to complete the edition.

 

Bullshit! Kill my dog. See what happens. I completely respect his response to that horrible killing.

And the Pit he rescues in the end is just awesome. Brick has gained 12 pounds since we rescued him and kinda reminds me of that pup, just brown. Nobody lays a hand on my professional treat eating sleeping machine!!!

 

Are there living, breathing folks who think the old one was good?

 

Yeah, I've always used what Hollywood movie an individual likes as a gauge of their intelligence. I sense Broome heading your way with a barrage of uppercuts

 

Shit, i can handle that hybrid buying soyboy!

 

I found a picture of Chris the last time someone mentioned hybrid in his presence...

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