The Chris Broome... what wrong with this picture Thread

Just saw the worst graffito ever:

 

Perfect!!

 

My first thought was "who stole batteries from work?" because I don't think consumers can buy those yellow ones

 

Not sure if this should be here, or in the divorce thread.

My wife put some ... hell, I don't know what you call it, but some stuff to keep people from being able to see through the glass on the front door. (which also keeps ME from being able to see through the glass, and there wasn't a @&*#ing thing wrong with the frilly girly curtains that were up there...)

Anyway.

Behold

 

Now you need a new door.

 

Did she figure it out after doing the right side? Left side isnt that bad...

 

A brick will fix that right quick.

 

I don't even wanna ask.

Marriage manual Rule #43,619,537 subsection d, line 84: "Pick your battles carefully. If it's not a hill you want to die on, keep your mouth shut."

 

I agree, you have to be careful, but I couldn't have kept my mouth shut.

 

Why is your beer coolie in the door?

 

It's one of those 'please save our ( 1 ) dog' stickers for the FD in the hopefully never needed event of a house fire.

 

FTFY.

 

You volunteering, sweetie?

 

Shouldn't the title of this be "What's wrong with Broome?"

That boy is 'stracted.

 

Because I'm feeling nice this evening......

 

That second one gave Broome a boner for sure.

 

Blue cans second shelf up near the center of the photo are messed up.

 

Waffle isn't centered on the plate...

 

Clearly Broome's not the only one afflicted around here