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The "Change".

Discussion in 'General' started by Sabre699, Jan 7, 2020.

  1. eggfooyoung

    eggfooyoung You no eat more!

    The playground will be open, or it's time to find a new playground.
     
  2. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    Most are not to willing to allow you to subcontract and replacement can get expensive.
     
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  3. eggfooyoung

    eggfooyoung You no eat more!

    So be it. I only get one trip through this thing called life. No point in wasting it with someone who doesn't want to be around anyone.
     
  4. G 97

    G 97 Garth

    I have a remedy. You may get punched in the face. You may get an awesome cooked dinner. In other words, it doesn’t matter what you do so you might as well do something YOU like. Don’t ask for forgiveness later. :D
     
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  5. StanTheMan

    StanTheMan Well-Known Member

    And did you know, that when your wife is in the midst of a hot-flash, and turns to you and says, "I wish YOU had to go through this!", that the appropriate response is NOT, "Like I don't???" I instantly felt like one of those slow-motion crash-test dummies on TV as soon as I said that. She came across the room to me like a Vampire, it was like she became smoke and was instantly upon me.
     
  6. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    12 years is a long ass time, should be over soon, seriously. One thing that helped the boss oddly enough was birth control pills, might be worth asking her to talk to her doc about it if you can find a moment of lucidity. I'd still suggest full protective gear when discussing it no matter how sane she seems at the moment.... :D
     
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  7. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    I KNOW it's a long friggin' time but the BC pills are out.
    Already been a removal procedure in the torrid zone years ago. ;)
     
  8. ducnut

    ducnut Well-Known Member

    It’s for hormonal balance, dummy. :D

    There’s a reason wise, older men have man caves.
     
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  9. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    Not the point, it was about the hormones being more balanced, wasn't actually for keeping her from being knocked up.
     
  10. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    She's on an estrogen routine from the Dr. for hormonal balance and it's NOT WORKING guys. Cheeessh.
     
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  11. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    Ah got ya. Overall there is no fix, just look at it as it could be a LOT worse if she wasn't doing that :D

    And seriously it should be over soon.
     
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  12. dieterly

    dieterly Well-Known Member

    Not sure how long it lasts but I can tell you I came home to an empty now I’m paying her 2 grand a month, and it’s actually worth it.... Best wife for 23 years then 2 years of hell with hourly mood swings and constant nagging and letting me know all my faults...
     
  13. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    You need to take up fishing. She'll be mad about you being gone all the time fishing but she is gonna be mad at you anyway so you might as well go do something.
     
  14. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.


    I stay active but I haven't taken the fishing gear out in a while. Always relaxing for sure.

    (It's not always mad...just friggin' unpredictable as to when the unit is malfunctioning.) :crackup:
     
  15. Motofun352

    Motofun352 Well-Known Member

    First off, hide all the guns and knives. Second, accept your fate...you're doomed.
     
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  16. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    And with this thread about mentalpause, I think the Beeb has covered every topic out there.
     
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  17. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    Have we covered Gynecomastia? Pretty sure Mongo has it.
     
  18. Tristan

    Tristan Well-Known Member

    I'm almost positive it's not the first time it's been covered either.
     
  19. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    I'm sure we have to an extent but oddly as fat as I am no moobs. Little bummed about that to be honest.
     
  20. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

    When equipment starts malfunctioning and you can't fix it don't you just get another one?
     
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