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The "Change".

Discussion in 'General' started by Sabre699, Jan 7, 2020.

  1. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    Sounds like an impending metamorphosis of a creature in a horror movie...doesn't it?
    :whoosh:

    I don't really understand what goes on here but I do know how to dodge the beast when it appears. Evasive manuevering and a whole lotta "yes Honey" works but not all the time. From a meadow flower to fucking Godzilla in the blink of an eye. Temperature and attitude change quick as lightning itself. If only I owned a vehicle that could accelerate that fast. How long does this last anyway? It's been 12 years and counting and I reach to the Beeb to find out if anybody here can tell me of the light at the end of the tunnel. First off...is there one? Secondly if so what my time frame here? Thanks. :D
     
  2. CRA_Fizzer

    CRA_Fizzer Honking at putter!

    Ah yes, the change... :) Welcome to hell.

    Bourbon helps.
     
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  3. CRA_Fizzer

    CRA_Fizzer Honking at putter!

    I remember when the wife unit was on Lupron for Endometriosis.
    Fuck that shit is evil. She would start crying for absolutely no reason. It got so bad she had to stop taking it...
     
  4. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    Just another example of the fine work produced by the greatest engineer of all time according to some. :D
     
  5. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    You're probably right but I can't get her to drink it. :beer:
     
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  6. jrsamples

    jrsamples Banned

    Quit being a pussy. This will blow over in a week or two.
     
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  7. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    Glad this isn't the case or there'd be two gargoyles unleashed here. Whew...
     
  8. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Find a place to hide and stock it with beer, smokes, tunes and a big ass tv. Basement, garage or an out building/ shed you can convert to a hideout.
     
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  9. RRP

    RRP Kinda Superbikey

    One of my recurring nightmares is about the time frame my wife will be hitting this stage, my daughter will be hitting adolescence.

    I.am.afraid.
     
  10. dantheman

    dantheman Yeah, it hurt.....

    one of the many added bonuses (spelling?) is the warp speed from having 15 comforters on from freezing cold to a 100 degrees in the blink of an eye....
     
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  11. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

    He's Italian, so his product looks good and is fun to drive but it
    can be a bitch to maintain as it ages.
     
  12. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    This is me laughing at the newbies from my vantage point on the other side of the journey.
     
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  13. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    I thought he was a jewish carpenter? :D
     
  14. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    When in Rome....


    (it was all part of the empire)
     
  15. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

    Eventually, that inevitable dirt nap starts looking pretty good.
     
  16. eggfooyoung

    eggfooyoung You no eat more!

    The man needs answers!


    Someone link the divorce thread...
     
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  17. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Well, if nothing else you get to play George Bush. You can say you will but you don't have to pull out out of nothing.
     
  18. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    Either party, but yeah. :D
     
  19. rd400racer

    rd400racer Well-Known Member

    It is pure fucking hell. My wife went through it for damn near 10 years. Then all of the sudden it's like the breaker was tripped...back to normal again. Best to just agree with everything they do. Nope, that won't work because they'll change their mind just when you think it's safe:D
     
  20. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    You are assuming the playground is open. Some are some aren't.
     

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