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Tesla Truck reveal happening now.

Discussion in 'General' started by Steeltoe, Nov 21, 2019.

  1. Resident Plarp

    Resident Plarp drittsekkmanufacturing.com

    All that truck needs is a MAGA sticker next to a Co-exist sticker to wind up EVERONE.
     
  2. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

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  3. roy826ex

    roy826ex Been around here a while

    Epic unveil of the bullet proof glass. :crackup:

    shit wouldn’t stop a rock off a gravel truck :D
     
  4. G 97

    G 97 Garth

    Come on man. :D

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  5. Phl218

    Phl218 .

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  6. wac

    wac Well-Known Member

    I got to say, I’m motion and close ups , it’s growing on me
     
  7. The original concept looked cool. It looked like a futuristic half truck/half crossover kinda thing.

    But this thing is the ugliest piece of shit ive ever seen. WTF was this asshole thinking?

    Not to mention it is electric, so fuck that.
     
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  8. Resident Plarp

    Resident Plarp drittsekkmanufacturing.com

    Machinists; will it be difficult to drill that bed for trailer restraints, assuming it’s made of the same stainless steel as the body?

    Also, getting up that ramp in the rain might be a serious pain.
     
  9. nd4spd

    nd4spd Well-Known Member

    Battery pack is under there so probably not a place for drill bits.
     
  10. Phl218

    Phl218 .

    just weld it on

    but disconnect the battery first
     
  11. Senna

    Senna Well-Known Member

    I’d drive it. Bet they sell a shitton of them.
     
  12. Phl218

    Phl218 .

    I’d drive one too. Not much different than a recent lambo but still very countachy
     
  13. Resident Plarp

    Resident Plarp drittsekkmanufacturing.com

    Can you imagine running that into whatever pickup that has a carbon fiber bed?

    “Oh sorry, your shit’s totaled.” While you grab some Scotchbrite and clean up the scuffs on your ride? I mean, the headlight is gonna $4,000 to replace, but other than that, you’re golden.

    And there are tons of deer around my place. The neighbor struck two in one week with two different cars. I wonder how full that thing could keep my freezer?
     
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  14. ljuice26

    ljuice26 Well-Known Member

    In black
     

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  15. crashman

    crashman Grumpy old man

    Well black paint doesn't make it look better...

    It looks like it was designed by someone who grew up playing Minecraft but probably was not that good at it.
     
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  16. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    I'm struggling with it. I don't understand it, but I'm intrigued as shit. Right now it pisses me off.
     
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  17. Rdrace42

    Rdrace42 Almost Cheddar

    I don't see how that thing is going to pass NHTSA crash standards, without some major revisions. Also wouldn't want to fall on the back corners while loading something in the bed(which is pretty likely unless they coat the bed and gate with anti-slip). I'd love to be a fly on the wall when they discussed the failure of the glass. Might have wanted to do that part last, just in case. The whole presentation seemed really stilted and out of sync. Kind of like Elon.
     
  18. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

    I bet they sell a shit ton too.

    And I bet actual deliveries will be a small fraction of what was “sold”
     
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  20. pscook

    pscook Well-Known Member

    Maybe they hired an architect to design it?
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