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Ten Indisputable Truths

Discussion in 'The Dungeon' started by Johnny B, Jul 15, 2003.

  1. Johnny B

    Johnny B Cone Rights Activist

    10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT
    WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

    1. Elvis is dead

    2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal

    3. Jesus was not White

    4. Skinny does not equal sexy.

    5. A 5 year-old child is too big for a stroller

    6. N'Sync will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5

    7. Thomas Jefferson had black children.

    8. An occasional ass whooping helps a child stay in line.

    9. Kissing your pet is NOT cute.

    10. Rap music is here to stay.

    10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS WHITE PEOPLE KNOW, BUT
    BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

    1. Tupac is dead

    2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.

    3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.

    4. O.J. did it!

    5. Teeth should not be decorated.

    6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes.

    7. Jesse Jackson will never be President
    (or Al Sharpton for that matter)

    8. RED is not a Kool-Aid flavor (it's a color).

    9. Your rims and sound system should not
    be worth more than your car.

    10. Your Pastor doesn't know everything.

    10 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW BUT HISPANIC
    PEOPLE DON'T ADMIT:

    1. Chicken is a food, not a roommate.

    2. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.

    3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.

    4. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person
    in your family.

    5. Hickey's are unattractive.

    6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion
    statement.

    7. Ten (10) people to a car or home is considered too many.

    8. Jesus is not a name for your son.

    9. Letting your children run wild through the store can get your ass (or theirs) whooped.

    10. Sending this to 5 other people will only make them laugh and
    you feeling like you wrote this.
     
  2. TXFZ1

    TXFZ1 Well-Known Member

    No freakin way, I got tons of 'em. I'm going to make a blankie out of them...someday. :D

    David
     
  3. rob600rider

    rob600rider THE MAN

    Thats pretty funny, thanks for posting
     

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