They get happy ending? I hear there's this chick on the facetubes that can hook your cows up. Back on topic: Prime rib, cut the horns and wipe her ass.
so: steak to airplanes to maryjane to bovine day spa to jp636's knowledge of beastiality in 3 pages. nice!
Never mind that I had to google "sous vide" too, went all the way to eclectic cooking methods waaaaaaay beyond the OPs med-rare vs med vs med-well conundrum.