Squirrel in the garage

So I come home from Maine playing sailor boy and my wife tells me there is a squirrel in the garage.

I've already got some D-Con out there for the mice and put a fresh box right near where it's setting up shop.

Little bugger is way in the back on my shelves in my bike / car parts.

I was thinking of having a buddy bring his pellet gun over and go hunting.

Any other thoughts?

 

Your on the right track......

 

Pellet gun and safety glasses.

 

Go all Elmer Fund on his Squirrel ass! Side by side double barrel!


It's wabbit season!

 

Simple, get a farm cat.

There won't be a creature alive under 5#'s for a two acre radius around your house.

 

Aerosol can and bic lighter.

 

Call Buckwild.

 

Bill Murray managed to mold a very realistic looking squirrel out of plastic explosives. Although he had little success in eradicating gophers with this technique, I suspect it just might work against actual squirrels.

 

I hate cats but somehow my wife has managed to end up with 3. BUT, those lil bastards are savages! Bugs, mice, anything that moves is gone! Accidentally let a bug in at night? It'll be gone in less than 5 minutes! So.... I guess they can stay around. Mine are all indoor though so outdoors is another issue.

 

Open the garage door?

 

Yeah!!! Let more squirrels the f@ck in! Turn your garage into a mother f@ckin' squirrelly Holiday Inn!

 

Get a red tail boa!!

 

Yeah, cats are not an option with my wife. She'd want to shoot them also.

I'll look into the Caddyshack method of extermination but not sure the wife will want to do that either.

 

Damn. I never thought of it that way.

 

Dits, you just hope they form a squirrelly drum circle so you can hippy out with the freeloaders.

 

^

-jim

 

Most critters do not like the smell of moth balls. Head to Walgreens or CVS, buy a box of Moth Balls, Spread liberally around garage.

Squirrel will be gone in a few days. Find hole, patch so that they can't get back in, and then sweep up said moth balls. BTW: Moth Balls won't repel mice.

 

+1

I felt compelled to share this from another forum

 

My buddy has the day off and he's going to go hunting in the garage.

He said hunting is illegal within city limits, I told him to shut the garage door.

The critter most likely got in while the wife was doing her gardening and had the door open.