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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Spank Material

Discussion in 'The Dungeon' started by In Your Corner, Apr 29, 2019.

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  1. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

    In Your Corner, Apr 29, 2019
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  2. 600 dbl are

    600 dbl are Shake Zoola the mic rula

    Wouldn't she still get stoned to death for wearing make up?
     
    600 dbl are, Apr 29, 2019
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  3. Fonda Dix

    Fonda Dix Well-Known Member

    That all depends on which psychopath is interpreting the Koran.
     
    Fonda Dix, Apr 29, 2019
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  4. R1M370

    R1M370 Dr. P Ness

    2xitburkini :Putter::crackup:
     
    R1M370, Apr 29, 2019
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  5. Britt

    Britt Well-Known Member

    This is one of the dumbest things I think I have ever seen... whatever you call the crap she is wearing... I am personally offended and demand she remove it.
     
    Britt, Apr 29, 2019
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  6. crashman

    crashman Grumpy old man

    SI has lost their fucking minds...
     
    crashman, Apr 29, 2019
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  7. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

    Ask Gillette how that worked out for them... :crackup:
     
    pickled egg, Apr 29, 2019
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  8. TurboBlew

    TurboBlew Registers Abusers

    Do people even read that anymore? Seems like the colorful commentary by Stan Verrett & Scott Van Pelt on SportsCenter makes that publication obsolete...
     
    TurboBlew, Apr 29, 2019
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  9. Spitz

    Spitz Well-Known Member

    Man the world is getting so fucking soft.
     
    Spitz, Apr 29, 2019
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  10. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    I predict the worst sales numbers in SI Swim Suit issue history...
     
    Venom51, Apr 29, 2019
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  11. nigel smith

    nigel smith Well-Known Member

    Is that a built in life preserver, or just a place to hide improvised explosive devices from Easter worshippers?
     
    nigel smith, Apr 29, 2019
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  12. Potts N Pans

    Potts N Pans Well-Known Member

    The SI SSI peaked with Kathy Ireland and Elle MacPherson
     
    Potts N Pans, Apr 29, 2019
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  13. brex

    brex Well-Known Member

    I'm not opposed to seeing Paulina's pics in this year's edition. But I won't pay money for it.
     
    brex, Apr 29, 2019
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  14. crashman

    crashman Grumpy old man

    :crackup:No shit. These companies are completely tone deaf when it comes to their target audience. It isn't the pasty, vegan SJW types that buy SI Swimsuit edition or go thru a bunch of razors...:D
     
    crashman, Apr 29, 2019
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  15. ineedanap

    ineedanap Well-Known Member

    Holy crap. People still subscribe to sports illustrated? Does it come with a free week of AOL and a Walkman?

    I had to double check to see if someone bumped up a thread from 1994.
     
    ineedanap, Apr 29, 2019
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  16. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

    No one buys the swimsuit issue to see who was tailback of the month.
     
    In Your Corner, Apr 30, 2019
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  17. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Yeah, I got it when I ordered some stuff from an online sportsgear retailer. Can't cancel it and they actually renewed it when I ordered some other stuff.

    They also gave me some other magazines that I don't even open and just toss into the recycle bin.
     
    Dave K, Apr 30, 2019
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  18. eggfooyoung

    eggfooyoung You no eat more!

    What's the point? Is that actually any different than her normal get up?
     
    eggfooyoung, Apr 30, 2019
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  19. Fonda Dix

    Fonda Dix Well-Known Member

    NOBODY jacks it to Muslim women. Not even Muslims do that.

    What’s the point of this magazine?
     
    Fonda Dix, Apr 30, 2019
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  20. ducnut

    ducnut Well-Known Member

    ^^^ Glad you didn’t use “men” in that context....fucking cowards.
     
    ducnut, Apr 30, 2019
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