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Someone please talk some sense into me! A girl issue!

Discussion in 'General' started by Captain Morgan, Jun 14, 2017.

  1. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan Well-Known Member

    So came back to St. Thomas after being away for 10 years but back to visit every 2 or 3. I'm 37, been single 10 years. Pretty much gave up on anything real but a fun time on a one night/week stand with tourist girls. Last Christmas I actually thought that its been 9 years since I bought a girl anything, even a card I don't trust women, fucked to many that claim they "never" do that sort of thing. Also lots of other crazy stuff, (not always bad). So I'm back at home in St. Thomas working, a beautiful smoking hot caramel color tan girl that I have known for 12 years comes back in my life. She has a 6 year old daughter. I can barely take care of myself much less a kid for whatever reason she and her mom likes me and has me thinking. Not a good thing. Been 10 years traveling and the first one in a while that has me questioning things?? ( Besides the east indian trinidad girl, the Mexican girl, the venazulian nanny in spain, belize girl in the keys, the Brazilian wedding girl, the redheaded Hungarian, the Peruvian, the crazy saipan key copying Russian, the Cambodian Russian and the couple of philipinas. I know what is logical but I almost don't care at this point. The worst thing is we haven't had sex, I actually care about the words coming out of this girls mouth??? I'm at a loss for words on that one?
     
  2. Putter

    Putter Ain't too proud to beg

  3. Banditracer

    Banditracer Dogs - because people suck

    :stupid: :D
     
  4. britx303

    britx303 Boomstick Butcher…..

    R....U......N.......!!!!!!!
     
  5. brex

    brex Well-Known Member

    Move.
     
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  6. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

    Send Jimmy Livers a friend request.
     
  7. shakazulu12

    shakazulu12 Well-Known Member

    How many XITB are we talking here?
     
  8. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan Well-Known Member

  9. dtalbott

    dtalbott Driving somewhere, hauling something.

  10. Dits

    Dits Will shit in your fort.

    :crackup: It was this type of shit that created Jimmy Livers.
     
  11. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan Well-Known Member

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    There are better stories and pictures!
     
  12. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner

    Two words......single mother [​IMG]
     
  13. casjoker

    casjoker Refusing middle age

    It's called a pre-midlife crisis...go by a new sports car or bike...I heard Jamaica is nice this time of year...
     
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  14. Dits

    Dits Will shit in your fort.

    You DO know we all live vicariously through you? Don't fuck it up.
     
  15. casjoker

    casjoker Refusing middle age

    This reminds me of the story about the old bull and young bull on the hill looking down at a bunch of lady cows...young one says let's run down there and get us one of those lady cows. Old bull says why don't we saunter down and have all the lady cows.

    Why narrow the field when you have several in the pic that are all worthy!
     
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  16. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    Pics of the red headed Hungarian...... :D
     
  17. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

    Get her knocked up and then leave for another 10 years.
    Next time you come back, it'll be your kid with her and you can make a decision then.
    No sense jumping into anything.
     
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  18. eggfooyoung

    eggfooyoung You no eat more!

    Pink kini. Polka dots. Yes.
     
  19. Wheel Bearing

    Wheel Bearing Professional low sider

    Vagina has a way of altering a mans mind and convincing him to do things he never contemplated before, especially before he's had a chance to step back, reflect, and think with your actual head, not your dick head. You just met her for the first time in years, you have no idea of the drama that's been building since the last time you saw her.

    Metaphorically speaking, you are about to drive across a dried lake bed that's been laced with ten million land mines while riding a mis-titled KTM from Clarence Randall that's got a Babusaka'd built motor with a Carrillo rod. And Frank took off that front Brembo M/C, so once this shit storm gets rolling, there ain't no stopping. There's a chance you can make it to the other side unscathed, but the odds are heavily stacked against you.
     
  20. Dits

    Dits Will shit in your fort.

    I know, right?
     

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