Sologamy is a thing?

OK, so marrying yourself if called Sologamy........have they come up with a term for this one yet?

http://www.ladbible.com/more/viral-...ife-after-36-years-but-its-a-station-20170526

 

I prefer the umbrella term "stupidity."

 

As long as Bernadette didn't squeak... errr... I mean speak.

 

After looking at the woman I can understand why it took 36 years to talk the station into marrying her. She probably had to get the station really drunk also.

 

She calls it "objectum sexuality" lol
Comforting to know she's a support worker

 

There's gotta be a way to blame this on the gays.

 

Polygamy. Right now I'm hitched to a couple of bikes, a muscle car, and a Jeep. They get a lot of my attention and a lot of money from me, but I'm ok with it. I do have a 2016 GMC truck, but not having it long and not driving it much, it remains a booty call.

 

Go ahead.

 

I expect there's a payment book to go with it...











Which makes it a whore.

 

FTFY

 

sounds like Multiogamy

 

I had a nice desk built out of multiogamy.

 

That's just plywood.... Stop using that silly new PC term.

 

Are you thinking of marrying it?

 

Hadn't considered it. Wonder if the wife is keen on polygamy...

 

They started this stuff.
Slippery slope and all that.
Easy peasy.

 

Wow, I didn't expect that at all. Especially from you. I am so, so shocked.

 

You'll get over it. Right now I'm more interested in how Sarah is going to react when Dern marries his Philippine multiogamy desk. Could be exciting to watch.

 

I'm sure her reaction will be, "well, at least someone will get some wood..."