so where are the WMD.

Better call Tony Franks too. Now all our guys can dump that heavy, uncomfortable NBC gear. Boy... this is great.

 

lies lies lies! Tell me the truth oh Atomic Team. Edub, show me the way.


near the Kuwait border, March 27 Statements from Iraqi prisoners of war and electronic eavesdropping on Iraqi government communications indicate that Saddam Hussein (news - web sites) has moved chemical weapons to the Medina Division, one of three Republican Guard divisions guarding the approaches to Baghdad, Army officials said......

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...ports_iraq_is_moving_toxic_arms_to_its_troops

 

An Iraqi just surrendered to Oliver North's camera man.

 

So did Edub and Chuckie.

 

All this right wing shit got your blood pressure up?

 

Further investigation reveals that Ollie sold the Iraqi soldier his gun six months ago.

 

Would have been funnier if you said "Ollie sold the Iraqi soldier's gun and equipment to the Syrians to get funds to get Old Dirty Bastard out of jail". But you didn't.

 

PM me the funnier line next time.

 

Will do.

How about "utilizing captured Iraqi equipment, Ollie and his fellow Faux News employees launched a preemptive strike on rival CNN employees claiming that Ted Turner was amassing weapons of mass distraction"?
Ted Turner on CNN live from the left was quoted as saying "the Daytime Emmys will run red will the blood of the non believers...... oh, and come see the Atlanta Braves as they take on the imperialistic Red Sox's on opening day".

 

All right, don't rub it in. I thought my line was OK at first but it gets more and more lame all the time. Of course, I didn't have as much time....

 

last one

Standing with an AK in his hands Ollie speaks: "Ahhahahaha, I'm hunting Iwaki's. Ahhahaha" < in an Elmer Fudd voice>

 

"....be vewy vewy qwiet...."

 

Clinging to the semantics was what was irritating me. This is very serious BBS business being argued here!



It is quite plausible Saddam now believes his own hype, and doesn't think it's possible to lose.

This article, Tales of the Tyrant from the Atlantic Monthly is a bit long but well worth reading.

 

...Ehhhh... Whatcha doin, Doc....

 

Remember the Woody the Woodpecker cartoon where this alligator is after Woody? At one point the alligator is running with this bag that he thinks he's caught Woody in, and Woody is running behind him and says "Whatcha' got in the bag Dad?". Man is that funny!!! I could watch that over and over and over...

 

Hate to break up the thread jacking but....


Any word on Sodom Insane's whereabouts?

 

....and then the alligator looks over his shoulder and says "I gotta' woodpecker and I'm gonna' eat him" or something like that but he realizes that he's talking to Woody so he can't be in the bag.....

 

Deep in one of the many nuke-proof bunkers he had built 10 years ago. Pretty hard to get him six stories down, so back to Woody Woodpecker

 

Woody the Woodpecker is soooo cool. And Foghorn Leghorn, of course.

 

Wile E. Coyote is my hero and triathlon inspiration/mascot. Tenacious: never wins but never quits.