Sh@t that never works for you...

Mitsubishi anything.

 

....................dude........

 

your right , the wife would frown on that one and i did try to delete it .

 

Maximum oof

<Remembers how many years it took to rewrite the book for double bubbles>

 

Changing shields on an Arai...I always struggle on that. I used to buy extra side pod covers when I bought a new helmet knowing I was going to break a tab at some point. Now I just leave a tinted shield on one and a clear shield on another so I don’t have to mess with it!

 

Opening packages.

You would think that a dog got into my pantry and cupboards if I had a dog..

When I return something the customer service department is always like "How the fuck are we gunna put this back on the shelf"

 

Saran Wrap/plastic wrap. That crap sticks to itself and everything EXCEPT what I want it to stick to.

 

Agreed! Press and Seal for the win!

 

Operator error

 

Roundabouts. It's rare that I can drive through one of these things without some knucklehead, who can't figure it out, trying to take me out. Apparently, our society just isn't advanced our intelligent enough to conquer these abominations. Don't get me started on 4-way stop signs either.

 

My kids.

 

Your avatar is perfect for this post/rant.

 

That's also the expression on my face the entire time I'm trying to get through a Walmart.

 

*you’re

 

Mae have them errywhere up hiyah. They can’t get rid of stoplights fast enough. Honestly, I love em’. Sooo much better than traffic lights.

 

I have one on my way to work. It's been there for 7 years. Yet, every single day, people signal, stop dead, then enter. Then they don't signal when exiting.

 

At most of the DC traffic circles they gave up and installed traffic lights to control every intersection around the circle. Worst of both worlds. In fairness, I would not have wanted to be pedestrian trying to cross a 2 to 4 lanes of DC traffic. Sure you always knew which way to look, but that is still a major game of Frogger getting to the center of the circle and back out later.

Traffic circles work for intersections where you have up 4 lane roads, anything bigger than that is just too much traffic and too many lanes to shuffle. I know they do bigger in Europe, but I just think folks here would have a complete panic attack at those. Dedicated exit lanes from the larger roundabout do help.