Sh@t that never works for you...

There's a youTube for almost everything!

 

As someone who works in food packaging machinery industry....those can do go “wrong” it takes a certain amount of temperature, time and pressure.

If operators fuck with the settings it can seal too well...and of QC isn’t paying attention shit ton of product can go out the door with seals “cooked” too long.

same with those “lift corner and peel” packages.

I can have those suckers seal so well even Superman ain’t opening it up without destroying the package.

 

I got to admit, the only package I have dealt with lately with such a seal is the Tropicana bottle. Which works fine!

 

MotoGP predictions

 

Arguing on the internet.

 

Picking MV in MotoGP fantasy league

 

take the troll side

 

I was able back my 24' trailer up my curved 300' driveway and make it to it's parking spot in one try. That's happened once and no one was there to see it other than my 8 year old. Usually it takes a couple of tries because it's got a turn at the top of a hill and there are several people with me...

 

watching an NBA game

 

Coming up with a name for "The Washington Football Team".

 

I believe this is an innate skill. Sure you can coach it up, gain experience and whatnot. I used to walk from the Port Authority to midtown NYC, and every morning pass the NYT trucks backing into their bays, on side streets, one try, smooth as silk, with less than a foot on each side.

I learned to parallel park on DC streets, uphill, downhill, using the clutch...but that was necessity overcoming lack of talent. But I sent a garden trailer fishtailing all over a parking lot, would have been better off if I disconnected it and carried it into the spot.

Then there are nauseating, lol, people like @fastfreddie, who just innately make it seem effortless. Trucks, trailers, RV's, boats, stuff hooked up, his vehicle, other people's, doesn't matter.

Sickening.

 

If I ever meet you in person I'll have no choice but to break you legs or something for the evil which you shit into the world. Mordern packaging sucks. Nothing like the bag, that you have no choice but to cut open, because your aren't hercules and can't generate a planets gravity worth of force to open it. Then the moment you use the zip seal if won't unseal but will happily tear away from the package wall to which it was clearly poorly attached.

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your testicle hair.

 

Lol. Dont blame me...i just install and setup the stuff the first time...blame the companies paying the bare mininum for operators that run that machinery. "pay bananas and you'll get monkeys" is one of our mottos.

These fuckers wont pay an extra 50c an hour to an operator but will gladly waste thousands of dollars in reruns, wasted film, product, trays etc from a shitty operator who just DGAF.

 

Self Service Kiosks. They are the work of the devil.

 

I don’t understand why but I swear everytime I need a red light for some reason or another like to reply to a text or put my money back in my wallet or whatever. If I need a red light every single one of those bastards will be green. It’s unbelievable, when I want them all green because I’m in a hurry it’s more like a 50/50 chance but if I need a red light it will not happen. That’s the only thing I can think of that NEVER works for me.

 

Then grill it

 

This summer it's been my putter. Effin thing has let me down every, damn , round.