Sh@t that never works for you...

That goofy-ass chicane they tacked on to Road Atlanta at Turn 3.

 

ehhhh. Just cut through the dirt.
It’ll be fine

 

Done that a few times...

 

These fucking things.

'lift-n-peel' should be replaced with 'stab with serrated knife and fingerbang it out'.

 

Me too. People dont understand how fast you can actually take that.

 

...and neither do you.

 

Sometimes I wonder how an old lady open this shit up, I can bench over 200 lbs and can't open one.

 

Marriages

 

Yes we do lol

 

Try doing push-ups on your fingers to build some hand strength....

 

The operative word here in 'Lift-n-Peel' is 'Peel'.

Don't pull, peel..... These work fine.

 

Put the PB on one slice of bread, then build up a wall around the perimeter and put the jelly on the PB instead of on the bread and the perimeter wall will contain the jelly.
Build that wall! Build that wall!

 

Shaneequa should have that wall built before she brings the sandwich...

 

Those should be outlawed. Hyvee ones suck. They never work. I just get a knife and get on with it.

 

This don't make no Gahdamn sense. The jelly would just slide around on the PB causing ununiformalcy. Pretty sure that's not an actual word. Jelly needs to go on one slice of bread, PB on the other.

What you some type of damn yankee pulling that shit out? You ALWAYS put jelly on the opposite piece of bread.

 

Yes, I am a yankee. And when you put the top piece of bread on, the jelly is then on the other piece of bread, so what’s the difference?

So, just try it or keep failing and getting jelly all over the crust. Don’t make no difference to me!

When you’re ready to step up to the big leagues, go for the triple decker. Bread - peanut butter - jelly - bread - jelly - peanut butter - bread.

 

I've been called out on sammiches. I'm fixing to bring the hammer.