Sh@t that never works for you...

That goes for giving them directions of ANY kind doesn't it ?

 

Breaking chains. I've gone thru so many chain breakers so I bought the most expensive heavy duty one I could find and I won't use it because I'm afraid I'll still break it.

 

Doing brakes on my Suburban. What should only take minutes per wheel always ends up being hours and me cursing like a sailor.

Last time I did the rear rotors, the stupid set screw they use to hold the rotor to the hub stripped out. Tried to use an ez-out and that snapped and got stuck in the bolt.

 

Yeah my 30 mins usually turns into a minimum of 4 hours But I'm a masochist, so it's ok

My wife usually goes the opposite direction in normal driving, so I think I just figured out that many women could be the best at backing up trailers!

 

If you have enough momentum it will latch on, no matter the misalignment. But it does go boom!

 

Low flow toilets.....

 

the lottery

 

Tinder

 

Working on other peoples shit.

 

Slowing down to let someone pull out in traffic.
They always do something to make me regret my decision.

 

Sports betting. I am FANTASTIC at picking second-place finishers in MotoGP.

 

I'm with ya, bro. And I think about it carefully and try my hardest every time I do it. And I never get it right.

 

I'm with ya there, too. As I asked my wife once, "Look, I'm familiar with the concept. I've seen the equipment. I know the square footage. Seriously, what are you doing with all that toilet paper?"

 

One word, my friend. Dremel.

 

Goodyear tires.

 

Can you bet "to place"?

 

You gotta tell the womens that you put the mmm in rhythmmm. Works for me

 

I switched the head on mine to the kind that takes single strands of trimmer line instead of a spool. I then just cut off handful of foot long strands and replace it when it gets worn down. Still a pain, but less of a pain than dealing with a fouled up spool.

 

Weed Trimer...this is a good one and free spools for life. You press the button and it feeds the string, and actually does it. No hitting the ground or anything. and also can be used as an edger

https://www.worx.com/20v-gt-revolution-4-ah-cordless-string-trimmer-wg170-3.html

 

PB&J sammiches. I ALWAYS manage to get the jelly on the crust of the bread. Then it gets on my hands, the countertops, the fridge door, my hair, my cat, etc.