Sh@t that always works for you...

In the age of shitty design and manufacturing, finding products that actually work as advertised is a rarity.

Exceptions:

Pitbull stands
Fiocchi ammo
Seiko watches
CZ pistols
Milwaukee power tools
Bacon

 

French and Italian red wine always works for me.

 

Water.
Bangalore Torpedoes.
C4.
Bourbon.

 

My right hand

 

Who was the recipient/judge?

 

Hmm...

 

Shimano drivetrains.

 

Aqua Velva
Colt m1911a1 - even if you are out of ammo you can use it as a club, a hammer or as an anchor to hold your boat in place (ya' know, when you were shooting fish and ran out of ammo).
1986 GSXRs
My dick

 

The 2:1 odds of my wife wanting something either changed or different whenever you move, buy, build, whatever for her. Spent complain about making her a drink though all kidding aside

Glock
Sig
My ability to stub my toe at least once a month
Smaller bore Honda dirtbikes
Mercury outboard motors (older carbed ones)
Husquavarna rancher chainsaw

 

Honda EU2000

 

Yep. My power has been out almost a year, and I’m running one 12 hours a day...

 

Heartbreak at the Indy 500.

 

Ever consider moving? A year? Wtf.

 

Glock can suck it. Defective Glock 43 here. They don't stand behind their products and their warranty means nothing.

Sig? My 320 and P365 both had significant defects. Using your customers as your QA department is generally frowned upon, but increasingly common.

Yes, I know, everyone else on the Internet has 60,000 rounds through each of those 3 guns without a single failure

 

How the shit does that happen? The USAF bombed your power plant?

 

Any idea why this thing picks up 15 minutes a day? Debating servicing a $200 watch or just continue to smack it and hope.

 

It's because your bezel is rotated 18 minutes West

 

Ruger Blackhawk

 

Believe he lives on Abaco Island in the Bahamas which got crushed by the hurricane last year.