Scottyrock you stud!

All I have to say is that Dave, Putter, and I get to plan your bachelor party!!

 

Who's gonna bring the midgets? Donkeys? Clowns? We're gonna need a bigger boat. Congrats, Lumberjack.

 

What's going on? Lawn Dart finally got a ring?

Congratulations, gentlemen!

 

"If you're likin what your seein put a ring on it..."

 

No, I think it's actually a woman. Someone should check on UccioDart and see how he's handling this.

 

Wha' wha' what? I back off of the facegores due to my 17 year rejection from Papa and something happens on there? What's happening?

 

Donkey - Check
Clown - Check
Midget - Check..

All present and accounted for now that Dave's late to the party... Putter, you may proceed.

 

It was a good weekend

 

Dart has his own woman. I'm looking forward to him getting engaged so he can catch even more shit for copying me.

 

Tell Dart that the wedding is off and watch him dump his woman inside a week.

 

Luna or Django... Which one does Dart get?

 

Really? No one???

Don't do it!!!

 

You know it's not like we're trying to pawn Metalhead off on some poor undeserving jersey girl. Scottyrock is good people and frankly, deserves someone a little better looking than Dart. Especially if he's paying for it

 

Totally fair!

 

He's no rookie. He's played the game before. This time, it's on him.

 

Will the BBS be invited to the wedding? Holy shit, that'd be the party/ wedding/ funeral of the century!!!

I'll bring Hairgel as my date.

 

I'll bring the hairy backed shower wacker as mine!

 

Oh Lord. He sounds like one of those "another baby will fix our marital problems" peeps.