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School a stranger, not me, on Viagra

Discussion in 'General' started by speedluvn, Aug 9, 2018.

  1. jrsamples

    jrsamples Banned

    1. A friend told me that it was not ̶h̶a̶r̶d̶, er, difficult to get them through legit channels. Basically just say, I have a problem. He said he wouldn't take a pill made in somebody's 3rd world wigwam.

    2. Another friend said that using the stuff was best during endurance races, where the ride is capable of of being pounded for hours on end. If, after a few laps, the ride is going to complain about excessive lash, then what's the point? He claimed that, for as long as he wanted to turn laps, and for as long as the ride could hold together, there was no stopping. So, sprint races have their place too.

    3. One friend said that he talked with a urologist about his recreational drug use. The Dr. told him that he didn't think it was a good idea because there was a biological reason that healthy guys are just set up for sprint races. Those parts are just not designed to be at red limiter for hours on end, unless there were substantial breaks in between. Said he was told that he was taking the health of his tool in his own hand. Use with discretion.

    4. One dude said that V power always gave him a nuclear bomb headache for hours afterward.

    5. Finally, a close friend said that these things can produce a vigor that quickly escalates to carelessness. Odd angles, furniture, cowgirl... Trust me, he said. Avoid penile fracture at all costs.



    ****Disclosure: these may all be false as I have no experience with them. good luck.
     
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  2. Funkm05

    Funkm05 Dork

    I can’t stop laughing over boner pill knowledge being dropped on us by a dude named “onenut”. :crackup::crackup:

    God, I hope there isn’t some actual backstory behind the screen name that I’m going to regret not knowing.
     
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  3. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    OP, just go to your doc and get a damn prescription. I've taken both Cialis and Viagra. They're fun. My junk still works, but I'm 50 and blood just physiologically doesn't flow like it used to.

    Same with the flowmax scrip I got when I had a bout with kidney stones. Jeezus it was great to piss like a 15 year old again!!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. shakazulu12

    shakazulu12 Well-Known Member

    Lol, forget that. Run those race tires until the cords are showing!
     
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  5. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    :bow:
     
  6. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    Please see the OP :whoosh:

    Reading is fundamental :rolleyes:
     
  7. Stumpy

    Stumpy apprentice

    This thread needs Putter. Damnit.
     
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  8. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    Medexpress.com.

    Not a joke. Indian pharmacy online. No prescription needed. You can get about one hundred 100mg pills for around a $100. Break them in half.
    I'm 55 and drink sometimes. Yes SOMETIMES I need a kickstart. Shit works and is cheap. Been using them for 5 years.

    And no I'm not embarrassed by it.
     
  9. Funkm05

    Funkm05 Dork

    Uh-oh. Somebody’s just been outed.
     
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  10. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    Believing is not. :rolleyes:
     
  11. onenut

    onenut Well-Known Member

    I'm surprised it took someone this long to notice ;)

    But the screen name does relate to the knowledge unfortunately....
     
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  12. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    If you just can’t resist the urge, please PM @onenut and ask him that possibly sensitive question.
     
  13. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Every time he posts I find myself singing The Rodeo Song.
     
  14. kangasj

    kangasj Banned

    ????

    medexpress.com looks like some type of walk in clinic... Try again..

    https://www.medexpress.com/
     
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  15. onenut

    onenut Well-Known Member

    The story is different every time I tell it, for this crowd I'll just say, If you're ever in Bangkok, don't trust the midget selling fireworks in the backroom of the Soi Cowboy......
     
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  16. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    :rolleyes: All this and now he’s not embarrassed.

    Please don’t sue me!
     
  17. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    I saw it and thought of Halfsack from SOA but I didn't wanna bust your balls...oh wait...never mind. :D
     
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  18. Repo Man 32

    Repo Man 32 Lifetime Member

    Generic Sildanifil is your friend, only a few $$ each. So I’m told...
     
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  19. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    That’s what I’ve heard!
     
  20. Phl218

    Phl218 .

    :crackup:

    we had a guy in school, his nickname was "mono"
     

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