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Republican Fisherman

Discussion in 'The Dungeon' started by Dutch, Jun 3, 2008.

  1. Dutch

    Dutch Token white guy

    A woman in a hot air balloon realized
    she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat
    below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a
    friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."


    The man consulted his portable GPS and
    replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a
    ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees,
    14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 4909 minutes west
    longitude."


    She rolled her eyes and said, "You must
    be a Republican."


    "I am," replied the man. "How did you
    know?"


    "Well," answered the balloonist,
    "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what
    to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not
    been much help to me."


    The man smiled and responded, "You must
    be a Democrat."




    "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did
    you know?"


    "Well," said the man, "you don't know
    where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due
    to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea
    how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly
    the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my
    fault."
     
  2. blueduc37

    blueduc37 Well-Known Member

    Amen brother :clap:
     
  3. Motomark32

    Motomark32 skinny tires

    ...then the fisherman whipped out a shotgun and blasted the balloonist in a preemptive strike, claiming he had proof of WMD and that she was an imminent threat to his national security.

    Sorry, I just couldn't help myself. :D
     
  4. pucksdown

    pucksdown WERA #9

    Sounds like an even better ending. Wish I had been in the boat with the Republican.
     
  5. Robert

    Robert Flies all green 'n buzzin

    “Cheney Kills Balloonist in Freak Hunting Accident”


    Sorry, I couldn't help myself. :)
     
  6. RCjohn

    RCjohn Killin machine.

    :D
     

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