Reaching out.....

I just gotta say, I'm sick of this little phrase! In all of it's iterations.
I will reach out to you tomorrow.
I will get back with my team and reach out with our findings.
I will reach out to the city and let you know what I find out.
I am sending this email to reach out to you.

Enough all ready!

I've heard it at least six times today and just got a phone call that started that way.

Just thought I would reach out to the beeb and vent.


The end.

 

I think it's so groovy now
That people are finally getting together
I thinks it's wonderful and how
That people are finally getting together

Reach out in the darkness
Reach out in the darkness
Reach out in the darkness
And you may find a friend

 

Reach around is sooooo much better

 

My definition of reaching out is slightly different.



-jim

 

I had a supervisor at my old job that was the worlds worst. He was an absolute empty suit, stuffed full of every corporate catch phrase, buzzword, and cliche imaginable. Listening to him would turn my stomach.

 

Couldn't think outside the box?

 

He just wanted to circle the wagons and ping you later.

 

Oh my....

 

Ah said gahd DAYMMMM!!

Man I'd do some horrible things to the girl on the right

 

Like force feed her a sammich?

 

Pfft. You trippin boo.

 

Turn the light on while you're naked?

 

At the end of the day, it's all about synergizing to get that low hanging fruit!

 

Which is why people should pull up to quickly close the loop.

 

Same thing as always, try to do more with less.

 

Don't reach out to me, just have your people call my people.

 

The other two chicks with better booties are not showing on your screen?

 

Makes me want to publish my accumulated list of best salesmen's excuses for why they can't sell but that's probably a thread of its own..