Rachel Dolezal, Part II

Lately, I've come to believe that I was born on the other side of the ocean.
I now identify as transatlantic.

 

LMAO. So if I say you’re not really British (or German, or whatever, stupid furreigners) am I transphobic? We should totally make this a thing.

 

I'm going to identify as a yellow Lab. Now somebody needs to rub my belly.

 

Right after you lick your nuts and drink from the toilet.

 

Tank or bowl?

 

And hump some legs

 

I can’t decide whether I should identify as a popsicle or a banana.

 

I really wish the MSM would stop giving these freaks the 5 minutes of fame and attention they are so desperately craving.

 

I think they are confused on this one. On one hand, the Dems could represent another perceived minority group to exploit, I mean, champion for. On the other hand what will they do without being able to call out racist people on cultural appropriation? What to do, what to do.

 

And the stupid keeps on keepin on.

 

Come tax time, can I identify as someone who makes $18,000 a year so I don't have to pay taxes?
Can I identify as someone who has all access to the MotoGP paddock areas so I can go in and out of the teams' garages?
Can I write a check for a new Porsche 911 and have it be paid in full because I identify as someone who has $10,000,000 in his checking account?

 

Dude it's already here and it will get worse. Someone on here recently posted about their kid's college class, if you recall the "professor" told them they didn't have to do the work, take the tests, and they should just tell him what they feel their grade should be. I don't remember who it was...

So just identify as an A+ student and blammo...you're an A+ student.

 

Shit, if i would have known that, i would have done a lot better in college...

 

It’s a world gone mad. I honestly don’t even fathom how on the fuck these people come up with this shit let alone believe it. How does one come to believe in all this nonsense? It’s just utterly mind boggling. It’s like these people are aliens from a particularly retarded planet.

 

I want to identify having attended the highest costing private HS as to boister my street cred on the WERA bbs.

 

I now identify as the President of the United States. Does anyone have an issue with me holding that office in spite of having no experience or qualifications?

 

Sadly we the people are going to have to take it back. In the example of the professor we need to demand he be fired, accreditation pulled AND/or state funds be retracted until that kind of behavior is stopped. Until actions like that the crazies run the asylum and are training their apprentices.

 

Weeding that garden is going to take a while.

 

Impeach him.

 

Still better than Hillary.