PSA: OK, this needs to stop!

LOL! New-wark is in Joisey, New-ark is delaware.

 

Is that minty fresh?

 

It's the same everywhere. There are a lot of Syrian refugees in my German class. It's always fun when one says, "I come from Syria," and the German instructor corrects him/her, saying, "No, you don't. You come from Syrien (pronounced 'Surien'). How you say your country's name is wrong."

 

Stick your Worcester straight up your Dorchester.

 

Martinez, GA Mar tin ez instead of Mar teen ez
Conetoe, NC Ka nee tah, not cone toe
Beaufort NC and SC, one is byoofurt, the other Bo Fort

 

Tomato/tomato.



Oh...wait......

 

Was on an American Airlines flight once, and the pilots were announced as Byoofurt McClellan and Haywood Taber. I was sure we were going to start crop-dusting any minute

 

Thames

 

Thiam

 

Tedstone Wafre, Herfordshire. If you can pronounce that correctly, you win.

 

Mexia, Texas Muh-hay-ya

 

For all intense and porpoises...

 

No, brake/break annoys me more

 

Well, if you spelt it properly someone might.

Happisburgh, Norfolk.

 

Indiana too.

 

Hosepipe

 

For all intensive purposes, you're brian wheel reed it write, irregardless......supossably anyhoo.

 

"It deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

 

I lol'd