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proof dubya is a moron......

Discussion in 'The Dungeon' started by edub, Mar 23, 2003.

  1. edub

    edub Well-Known Member

    "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
    George W. Bush, Jr.

    "Republicans understand the importance of bondage between mother and child."
    Gov GWB

    "Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
    Gov GW Bush, Jr., 8/11/94

    "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
    GW Bush, 9/15/95

    "I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy, but that could change."
    GWB 5/22/98

    "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
    Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 12/6/93

    "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
    Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 11/30/96

    "Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."
    Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000

    "I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun."

    "Mr. Vice President, in all due respect, it isÑI'm not sure 80 percent of the people get the death tax. I know this: 100 percent will get it if I'm the president."

    "If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for, then I'm for it."
    St. Louis, Mo., October 18, 2000

    "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
    Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

    "We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
    Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/21/97

    "People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
    Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

    "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
    GW Bush, Jr. to Sam Donaldson

    "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
    Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

    "I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican"
    George W. Bush,

    "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
    Gov G W. Bush

    "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
    Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/22/97

    "For NASA, space is still a high priority."
    Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/5/93

    "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
    Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/18/95

    "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
    Gov George W. Bush, Jr.

    "[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
    George W. Bush

    "Public speaking is very easy."
    Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to reporters in 10/9
     
  2. Joss

    Joss F3 Dabbler

    Gosh... you really spent a lot of time on this... and then registering here just to post it. That's pretty obsessive.

    Have any of your friends or family ever suggested professional help? Sometimes it helps. Good luck.
     
  3. Johnny B

    Johnny B Cone Rights Activist

    You Have Your Sources, I've Got Mine. (From The Left)

    "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

    --Bill Clinton, President

    "It depends on what the definition of is is."

    --Bill Clinton, President

    "I tried it once, but I didn't inhale."

    --Bill Clinton, President

    "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."

    --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed
    documents.

    "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the
    impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

    --Al Gore, Vice President

    "We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

    --Al Gore, VP

    "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime
    rates in the country,"

    --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

    "Not as many times as Hacking in a weekend."

    --Scott Russell, when asked how many times he had crashed in his carreer. (Had to throw that one in! :D )
     
    Last edited: Mar 23, 2003
  4. Johnny B

    Johnny B Cone Rights Activist

    :D

    [​IMG]
     
  5. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Nice cast edub, but you didn't even hook Brad. Wanna change your bait?
     
  6. edub

    edub Well-Known Member

    okay...i'll try somthing a little more left wing next time.....
     
  7. Rain Director

    Rain Director Old guy

    Great! The old Dave K is back! :D :cool:
     
  8. Knarf Legna

    Knarf Legna I am not Gary Hoover

    I don't know, I think the market should continue the rally on Monday, maybe a small pull back, but should be an up week.
     
  9. Rain Director

    Rain Director Old guy

    Did OK the past week or so, didnt it. The ole portfolio is looking a bit healthier these days.
     
  10. Rain Director

    Rain Director Old guy

    Did OK the past week or so, didnt it. The ole portfolio is looking a bit healthier these days.
     
  11. Rain Director

    Rain Director Old guy

    Did OK the past week or so, didnt it. The ole portfolio is looking a bit healthier these days.
     
  12. Rain Director

    Rain Director Old guy

    Looking forward to it! The portfolio is looking healthier the past week.
     

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