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One week post op update

Discussion in 'General' started by Shenanigans, Jan 27, 2020.

  1. Shenanigans

    Shenanigans in Mr.Rogers neighborhood

    I pooped today, twice!!
     
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  2. BrianC636

    BrianC636 Well-Known Member

    How’d the gender reassignment go overall?

    Sounds like you’re not sore at all.
     
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  3. JBraun

    JBraun Well-Known Member

    Congrats! So we should start calling you Mrs. Shenanigans?
     
  4. JBraun

    JBraun Well-Known Member

    You speedy motherf#cker. :D
     
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  5. Phl218

    Phl218 .

    Didn’t listen and took no stool softeners?

    diamond factory?


    Got a liver extension?
     
  6. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

    Friends can call her Gladys ;)
     
  7. joec

    joec brace yourself

    Diamond factory hahahaha!!!!
     
  8. vfrket

    vfrket Lost Member

    Well, Caitlyn is taken...
     
  9. Phl218

    Phl218 .

    i felt like that after shitting the first time after 5 days post op

    shoulda listened. Didn’t know the opioids won’t letcha go
     
  10. lopitt85

    lopitt85 Well-Known Member

    Even the ibuprofen can add to the constipation. Take the stool softeners, blend up some spinach and other dark greens, add water, and drink like 3 full size drink cups a day. It will make everything go SMOOTHLY :crackup:
     
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  11. tzrider

    tzrider CZrider

    I was on dilaudid for a while after a bad tib-fib mishap @ Barber.

    Came to call what ever rarity passed as 'Pootonium'.....
     
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  12. Robby-Bobby

    Robby-Bobby Steeltoe’s Daddy

    What surgery are we talking about??
     
  13. Robin172

    Robin172 Well-Known Member

    A Clarencesectomy.
     
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  14. SuddenBraking

    SuddenBraking The Iron Price

    I didn't poop for a solid week after my accident and it hurt so much (broken leg and some other broken extremities) that I can't recall when my second poop was.

    Ugh, that was the fucking worst - my thigh was swollen so much I couldn't even fit on the toilet.
     
  15. Shenanigans

    Shenanigans in Mr.Rogers neighborhood

    Had L4/5 fused in ny back. Some complications with nsusea wound up in hospital 5 days
     
  16. Shenanigans

    Shenanigans in Mr.Rogers neighborhood

    Oh and make that times today
     
  17. joec

    joec brace yourself

    Diamonds are a girls best friend
     
  18. joec

    joec brace yourself

    I was on all kinds of stuff when I broke my ribs and collapsed a lung. I remember not taking a dump for a few days but no issues when it came time to do the deed that I remember. But I was on some something to help it along.
     
  19. KneeDragger_c69

    KneeDragger_c69 Well-Known Member

    Prompt recovery bud.
    I had back surgery (they put a spacer between two vertebras) and not pleasant... so I can only imagine how painful and difficult two fused vertebras must be :(
     
  20. socalrider

    socalrider pathetic and rude

    i did a 21 day stint in the hospital in march of 19. tons of painkillers, lots of other meds. i think i only dropped the duece once while in the hospital and they made me drink some stuff and have a movement before they would release me. whatever they made me drink, it worked. in like, 5 minutes. :D the bathroom in my hospital room sounded like the scene from dumb and dumber.
     
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