i felt like that after shitting the first time after 5 days post op shoulda listened. Didn’t know the opioids won’t letcha go
Even the ibuprofen can add to the constipation. Take the stool softeners, blend up some spinach and other dark greens, add water, and drink like 3 full size drink cups a day. It will make everything go SMOOTHLY
I was on dilaudid for a while after a bad tib-fib mishap @ Barber. Came to call what ever rarity passed as 'Pootonium'.....
I didn't poop for a solid week after my accident and it hurt so much (broken leg and some other broken extremities) that I can't recall when my second poop was. Ugh, that was the fucking worst - my thigh was swollen so much I couldn't even fit on the toilet.
I was on all kinds of stuff when I broke my ribs and collapsed a lung. I remember not taking a dump for a few days but no issues when it came time to do the deed that I remember. But I was on some something to help it along.
Prompt recovery bud. I had back surgery (they put a spacer between two vertebras) and not pleasant... so I can only imagine how painful and difficult two fused vertebras must be
i did a 21 day stint in the hospital in march of 19. tons of painkillers, lots of other meds. i think i only dropped the duece once while in the hospital and they made me drink some stuff and have a movement before they would release me. whatever they made me drink, it worked. in like, 5 minutes. the bathroom in my hospital room sounded like the scene from dumb and dumber.