One of my cats did this....

...and now I am afraid of them.


Just....DAMN!

 

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/cats_actually_kill

 

Josie does that too

 

My 9 year old daughter does that.

Here's her version of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer she made when she was 7. She likes the Glock 34.

 

Keepin the hood free of rodents! Earnin his keep.

 

That'll teach the rest of them pesky critters to stay out of the 'mater plants.

 

You sure it was your cat? I see some definite fork marks...

 

Speedy-E's gonna have issues.

-jim

 

Think it'll fit in his leathers...without the head?

 

At this point what is a few more..

 

He just needs to drown errr soak it in water first.

 

WTH is it?

 

Good Kitty!

 

That doesn't look like a cat kill. That looks like a haint kill.

-jim

 

Fixed.

 

Chipmunk,or half of it

 

Cats are disgusting in every way except that they get rid of rodents.

It's like the CIA. You can enjoy the service they provide, but you don't get to question their methods.

 

My cat gets pissed when I put the chipmunks out of their mysery she's toying with.

 

I think your cat watched the last episode of Game of Thrones and wanted to do like the Mountain did to the zealot

 

Yep mine eats those things everyday.... Must be a shit ton around here... He dropped off a head on the front porch and the spine was still hanging from it down to the tail one day.... I will rename him the Pussy destroyer!!