Damn square parachutes...look like something the commies would use. New Guy at Jump school: If your 'chute fails how long do you have to deploy your reserve. Instructor: The rest of your life.
OK I have no idea why you posted this, but boy did that take me back. To Tuesday night dances in middle school when people would be running each other over getting to the floor every time The Gap Band came on. This was my jam and Foxy's Get Off was my sister's; of course, live version of Commodores Just To Be Close To You was everyone's slowdance jam. Thanks!