"Official" Craigslist failure thread

Reminds me of an ad for a racing bike I saw in MCN in the 80's, a bloke was selling a 250 Road Tax.

 

Well, you got to admit it's much better than Yamaha's lesser known model, the Follower Bike.

 

WTF ?

https://watertown.craigslist.org/mcy/d/cadyville-yamaha-750-virago-xv750/6967259637.html

 

Murica!

 

My god

That thing is an abomination.

 

That's what I thought.

 

It screams for Broome just because of the wheel color.

 

I love it when squids can't even understand it's not a leader bike, but a Liter Bike!!!!
LMAO!!!

 

Looks like a bike from Cambodia or something. THIS is funny as hell!

- disclaimer- not trying to cut down Cambodia, insert any third world country.

 

Ugh.

Miss my old 900ss. I’d kill the motherfucker that built this abortion.

https://stcloud.craigslist.org/mcy/d/1999-ducati-900ss-souped-up-944cc/6968994936.html

 

Power Commando! For riding with no underwear

 

Can’t afford skivvies if you’re paying $8k for that.

 

Maybe it blows them off?

 

It's not as bad as Shervin's other "projects."

 

Cheap Grom available...
https://youngstown.craigslist.org/mcy/d/warren-honda-grom-pure/6998197527.html
Either stolen or a scam...my money is on the latter.

 

The same exact ad was showing up here in Phoenix a month ago. Emailed saying I had cash and would come buy it right now, got no response. Definite scam.

 

Souped up, 90 RWHP?

 

https://bend.craigslist.org/mcy/d/bend-custom-honda-200-dirt-bobber-dual/6997023804.html


Just take a look! Pictures tell all! We are fully loaded here. Of course that has nothing to do with the bike. Experienced inthusiests know exactly what this is. It is not plated at the moment but I have somebody's in Arkansas who do it all the time and tell me it's easy, you just have to know the right people, if you know what I mean.. Is also up for trade. No Junk! My time is valuable so don't waste mine and I won't waste yours any more than this. No low ballers! And no I do not need any help selling this. Serious inquiries only! This baby is a one-of-a-kind! Send over what you might consider trading and I will pop a PBR and take a look. Thanks for looking.

 

Ha HA...I'll be in Bend Oregon over Xmas....may have to check this out...what with the reverse rake and all....

 

Math is hard

https://atlanta.craigslist.org/eat/mcy/d/mansfield-kawasaki-ninja-250cc-honda/7046457621.html