Heh - we had to go through "SHARP" training a bunch of times - 'Sexual Harrassment and Racism Prevention' - with these pearl-clutching civvies as instructors / counselors. "I can't believe you just said that!!" was a frequent refrain. It probably didn't help that we relabelled SHARP as 'Societal Homogeneity and Racial Purity' ...
Rumor has it that the list of things that won't make you ready to fight is far shorter and more manageable.
Call or text Clarence then... It's been a few months and I'm not going far out on a limb thinking you two are still connected via social media and probably still haven't blocked one another.