Odd-Ball Picture of the Day

Outside the Statute of Limitations. (I'm not going through a couple of years of posts to find it.) Unless the original post is blatantly recent, I'm not going to scour the Oddball Picture and the Joke threads.

 

Truth In Advertising

 

I like it but still think there should be severe punishments for bad puns....

 

I can live with being guilty of posting bad puns as long as nobody claims to be seriously offended.

 

Bless you

 

I like the first, but don't understand the second.

 

Ever try to roll a floor jack over a zip tie on the floor?

Or a speck of dust? Or a shadow?

 

Something about Todd and 20 seconds?

 

Something about a minute and twenty seven seconds from what I gather. Guess if Todd's at Tally it's not so impressive. If Todd's at Indianapolis Motor Speedway he's either cheating or hauling the mail.

 

I guess I should mention, I am 'The Todd'
Not that Todd

 

No, I am "The Todd"
The rest of you puny humans stay outta my way
Plus, I haven't ridden into a Wisco field since 1976

 

Roughly: "This picture makes Todd look fast. He does 1:27's. WTF?"
1:27's at Loudon is really slow. I know a girl faster than that on a 40-year-old Honda CB350. John Owens was busting his balls in one of his flyers.

 

Yeah but power to weight that cb had the advantage I bet.

 

Nobody would acknowledge that with Mary Branson, it had to be a cheater motor.

 

This made me chuckle!

 

Wait til Lea Rubenstein gets on that Tannermatic Yamaha!

 

Why "Cats" got such a bad review.