My wife is looking at workout pants/leggings/tights/whatever-u-call-them, online. I show this to my wife, asking her if she wants to see a funny picture. Her response: “You guys are nasty!” My response: and
Little Debbie and I had a thing going for years. We went our separate ways quite a while back but there's still the rare booty call.
As an aside, "Night Gallery" is on the tube right now, and one of the segments is "Prof. Peabody's Last Lecture." Carl Reiner giving a college lecture on the gods of the Cthulhu Mythos.