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NYC To Ban Hot Dogs and Processed Meats To Improve Climate

Discussion in 'The Dungeon' started by YamahaRick, Apr 25, 2019.

  1. YamahaRick

    YamahaRick Yamaha Two Stroke Czar

  2. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner

    And so the war on cow farts begins.
     
  3. Fonda Dix

    Fonda Dix Well-Known Member

    “It is a difficult plan. It is a necessary plan.... Estimates that tell us that we have only 12 years to get it right. Let’s be clear, we have until 2030 to change things fundamentally, or our lives won’t be the same,

    :crackup::crackup::crackup::crackup::crackup::crackup::crackup::crackup:
     
  4. blkduc

    blkduc no time for jibba jabba

    We have survived at least three doomsday cult climate apocalypse fantasies already. Better take meat away from poor people or the fourth one will be it! :crackup:
     
  5. Fonda Dix

    Fonda Dix Well-Known Member

    Not only taking meat from the poors but destroying an entire industry of hard working people. I once read there are like 2,000+ hog dog carts in NYC. Guess those schnitzel vendors better learn to code huh?
     
  6. Banditracer

    Banditracer Dogs - because people suck

    That wack job mayor is working his way out of a job. Pretty soon they'll be voting somebody like Rudy back in, pendulum swinging back the other way.
     
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  7. Dave Wolfe

    Dave Wolfe I know nuttin!

    That had to be satire.
     
  8. TurboBlew

    TurboBlew Registers Abusers

    what about pretzels & knishes?? the war on carbs...lol
     
  9. blkduc

    blkduc no time for jibba jabba

    Maybe Amazon will hire them.

    Too soon?:D
     
  10. joec

    joec brace yourself

    Schnitzel is not hot dogs. And thank God for that, because a good schnitzel with a beer and some fries is truly something sent from the gods.
     
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  11. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

    I'm gonna go to NYC with a sandwich board, proclaiming "THE END IS NIGH!" and hand out hot dogs. :D
     
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  12. blkduc

    blkduc no time for jibba jabba

    You mean you're taking your show on the road. :p
     
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  13. Phl218

    Phl218 .

    When will the war on Onions, Garlic and Kraut start? In the end, all that produces methane!!!
     
  14. nigel smith

    nigel smith Well-Known Member

    Now that you mention it, for the sake of the planet, we should nuke Germany. Future generations are depending on us.
     
  15. Phl218

    Phl218 .

    Especially since we consume too much pork and our cars are crap. Plus the beer sucks too. And Birkenstocks
     
  16. brex

    brex Well-Known Member

    And lederhosen. That right there is reason enough.
     
  17. kangasj

    kangasj Banned

    Deblasio is a damn moron. He proves it again and again. So are the New Yorkers who voted for him. That sumbitch is so out of touch with the real world. He will try and ban private car ownership next.
     
  18. beac83

    beac83 "My safeword is bananna"

    No one will notice. We have enough crazies. Don't bother.
     
  19. Funkm05

    Funkm05 Dork

    “In the end ...”

    Well played, sir.
     
  20. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

    Don't you repress me! :mad:
     

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