New way to troll (prostitution)

So i get this random text today. X will censor the bad parts:

"Aye Jay u hm? I wnt 2 cum over and pull out yo diXX wit my tongue and suck yo balls till u cuX in my mouth"

I respond:
"Nice! I'm not Jay"

She (it) responds:
"I'm so sorry"

I respond:
"No problem, but i do like head LOL"

She (it) responds:
"Age and race please"

Me: getting a weird feeling now
"You first"

It:
"20 and black"

Me:
"40 and White"

It:
"Shiiiiit u 2 old 4 me and i like dudes wit $$ and don't mind shareing

Me:
"You spelled "shareing" wrong stupid bitch

It:

Go fuk yoself

Me:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahah




So, after the comedy i thought to myself "is this the new way of prostitution?"

What say the beeb?

 

I hope so

 

You could have at least got a pic for us.

Grandpa!

 

Dirty text sex, Verizon doesn't want it's phone back, I wonder why?

 

I thought about it. I may have blew my wad too soon. So to speak

 

This will end up one of the best threads ever.

 

Random chance hookups....you're doing it wrong

 

you had a chance to go blood ninja and you missed it!

 

Hmmm. I wasn't hm anyway.

 

I bet it was a dude. Only dudes would be that graphic.

 

why do i get the feeling cretu will be all up in this thread?

 

That was my first thought as well.