New stupid - fire challange

The newest youtube sensation, set yourself on fire. Kids today...

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2018/...-12-with-severe-burns-over-half-her-body.html

 

Darwinism.

 

But not really anymore. Modern medicine is so advanced that the weak and stupid are no longer culled from the herd. The result is even weaker and stupider people.

Pouring alcohol on myself and lighting that on fire, hey that seems like a fun thing. Pass the lighter!

 

She only burned 50% if her body; what a slacker.

Come on, kids. 50% is an F in school. Who wants to get an A? Go for 90+%!!

 

What do they call that challenge where the morons dance next to a moving car and try to get back in? I've been trying to find some funny fails but I can't remember what they call it.

 

KeKe challenge? I think...

 

Idiots.

 

That worked, thank you.

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BmgnT2eHJKb/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=13cp6mslb3tea

 

If the mother had instilled even an ounce of common sense as she "raised" this kid, she wouldn't have to believe that it's Youtube's fault. So many kids are raised having never been exposed to anything more than the inside of an apartment, but really? A 12 year-old kid covers herself with flammable liquid and lights it?? And the mom decides she should take her phone??? I don't think keeping that moron off Youtube is going to solve her problem. Just think.....when this kid turns 16 we'll put her on roads trusting other peoples lives on her actions.

 

I did that before it was cool or even a challenge.

 

All I can do is laugh.
Is the challenge objective to get burned or not to get burned?

Can we have a stand on a set of railroad tracks with your back turned towards a fast approaching freight train challenge next.

 

What in the holy fuck??!!

 

When I have kids, I will aspire to outstupid them and push them to do dumb shit. With any luck, they'll have no desire to be like their old man.

 

Okay.
So one of the first things I taught my children was: FIRE IS HOT!

What the ever loving fuck is wrong with people????

 

Not enough bandwidth on the internet to answer that one.

 

When I was a kid I quite enjoyed playing with fire. However, I always did my best NOT to let it on me. Kids these days... sheesh.

 

Fire is fun...as long as you are not the fuel.

 

...and Ohio Blue Tip matches were da shizzle

 

Burned human smells like pork.