My kid is potty trained

Wait a minute here! You ain't getting out that easy. You caused it, now you can deal with it. Sarah says so.

 

$8k you say? I'll look as see what it cost to replace the tile and wood in the bathroom. That might be a bargain

 

So when will you be posting your report card?

 

Baaaaaaaaa-ZING-GA!

 

Prolly see the report card before we get news of the first haircut.

 

Damn Acree is on a roll today.

 

He's three. We have this hippie, guru, surfer, NRA member, yoga instructor as a neighbor. He said you can fight with the kid all you want about potty training, but the kid is going to do it as soon as he wants to. His suggestion was to not be overly stoked when he got it right, or too pissed when he got it wrong. My son one day wanted to use the potty...and then it was like 2-3 weeks until he was good at it. It was like two months total to where I'm at now.

 

I told a couple people about his first haircut. As far as report cards...my kid ain't the sharpest stick in the shed. Well I guess most parents think their kids are the next Einstein or something. My son hits his head a lot and it doesn't seem to bother him, so I guess he'll be a racer.

 

First haircut? The kid is 27, has hair down past his ass and he's still shitting his draws!

 

Takes after daddy?

 

At least he got my wifes looks.

 

He is a cute kid.

 

I was just waiting to see who would nibble on that one.

 

I CANT WAIT! Fxxking Costco is $80/month just for diapers and wipes!

I got the call today my lil girl for first time used her potty thingy...i was like 'Cool..no more diapers" my wife said "umm..she's 18months..its a start"

I cant wait, damn that industry is a racket!

 

Beats the alternative.

 

Could always go with the old fashion cloth diapers and report back to us how it's working out.

 

That would be the alternative although I suppose you could let them go commando and let it fly when the urge strikes.

 

My daughter is 5 and still wears pull-ups to bed. It's been a long couple of years for this stuff.

 

The carpet shampoo-er I currently own was listed in the 'what's the worst thing you ever purchased' thread. So commando was not an option for me.

 

Didn't you hear the laughter? If my kids had pulled that particular stunt I would probably have had to leave the room and send mom in, sometimes I struggle with not laughing myself.