Lurking

Acree - A+ for the limpsabre.

A horse has horselegs dumb@ss. It Todd H still on here? We could make him tattoo that for you just cuz you brought it up.

 

That's a good point.

 

So Pitlizard, you are a lesbian?

 

Sorry Putt Putt. Daughter's HS team just lost in the third round of the playoffs tonight (first time ever they even made the playoffs). That was her last HS game for cheer so it's kinda weird. I'm sitting here eating pistachios and drinking my second vodka tonic and tossing out smartasssisms.

 

That sucks. I'm eating turkey again and drinking milk.

 

Lesbian? I honestly hate titles! Defeats the rainbow flag that means to celebrate diversity. Whether it be sexual orientation, ethicity, religious preference, political views etc. Correct? (Which is hypocritical of me since I always pick on Republicans)

Let's just say I am open minded and love the unusual. Fair?

 

More than fair.

 

You both suck. I'm sitting here starving with two bottles of UNOPENED Makers Mark, 2 dogs hogging the bed and a headache.

 

LOL. They don't work if ya don't open 'em. You think you're gonna get drunk through osmosis?

 

I am out of diet coke and I hate drinking it straight. I prefer Cpt Morgan or Tequila if I'm drinking straight (can you drink crooked?). I have Sweet Tea but not sure if that would be a good combo.

 

Dogs are downstairs and my headache won't visit until later today.

 

Diet Coke and Maker's Mark? That's a fine Kentucky bourbon! 3 ice cubes in a lowball glass. What the hell is the matter with you?

 

Give it a try. You can now by sweet tea flavored vodka so that diversity barrier has been removed

 

Booblets and a headache. Try to keep up.

 

I got both of them and I'm still chipper.

 

And you are a lesbian, a perfect trifecta.

 

Hell yes! And on that note, I have a date with a pillow. 'Night.

 

Toodles

 

I think I'm hitting the sack, too. I am too old to be staying up til 1 in the morning without drinking, dancing and general debauchery.

 

Now that would make for some sweet dreams.