I'm thoroughly impressed with my Dong Fang Broncho. No shit. Yeah it's a 12hp wobbly rattletrap, but, they have improved. Mine came with discs front and back, braided brakelines, digital dash with gear readout, some other cool crap, and the dealer I bought it from carries parts on the shelf. It's a neat toy.
I think Anchovie should run with that name. It's better than metalhead. Some Gmilf asks him what his name is and he says Anchovie . . . she'll laugh and start asking questions. She asks him and he says "Metalhead" and unless she's a Joisey Bon Jovier, she'll frown and wander off looking for something better. Like Roger Hayden and Porkchop, he should have run with that. ALL the southern girls would swoon over that.
I hope Lloyd Christmas gives you turbo lax in your coffee and while you're on the can, you mistake ipecac for your imdoium and you puke on your dick while spraying the bowl!
Ipecac. WTF. How old are you? Do you long for the days of the Fillmore presidency? Are you concerned that ladies these days are showing too much ankle or maybe you can't find a good buggy whip? Cause people who use Ipecac are that old...