Leaving "Paradise"

I am moving out of South Florida. Broward County, Ft. Lauderdale to be precise. I have had enough of this Third World "Paradise". The only thing I might miss is the weather. Going to the Rocky's.

 

Gonna smoke a lot of pot?

 

I don't even know if it's legal where I'm going. I prefer to get stupid blackout drunk.

 

Is location that important then?

 

Depending on where you go will determine if you're dealing with hippies, hipsters or hicks.

I'd choose the hicks 9 times out of 10.

 

I'll give you a Beeb deal on a long-term Himalayan rental

Where in the Rockies? I love the third-worldness of Florida, especially South Beach. Nothing like getting a third world country without even leaving the USA.

 

Location important????

In south Florida, they don't use a hot dog when you're black out drunk.

 

Broward County Paradise? Damn your standards are underground....

 

The Rocky's or the Rockies?

 

For a second I thought he was going to miss going to The Rocky's. I could not recall or find anything with that name.
Perhaps, a Kraft specialty.

 

The maotins.

 

I hear Canadia has the Rocky's. They may even be maotins, you should check it out.

 

Sounds like a terrible idea. Trade warmth for cold. You'll regret it.

 

64-year-old plans to spend 'golden' age at Holiday Inn instead of retirement home

https://abcnews.go.com/US/64-year-plans-spend-golden-age-holiday-inn/story?id=61299655

Joy Bricker, Longest-Staying Marriott Guest Ever, Checks Out After More Than A Decade

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011...ngest-staying-guest-checks-out_n_1069382.html

 

#HotelCalifornia

 

Not uncommon for seniors to "live" on cruise ships either. Why not?

 

I wonder if you could negotiate a better yearly rate with a chain. Spread it out over a bunch of different locations across the country. Couple months here, couple months there.

 

Judging by his spelling, he's blackout drunk right now.

Dude, if you leave, the sidecar entries in FMRRA will go down by 100%!

 

I've never thought about that, makes alot of sense. Just told the other half we've got a new retirement plan.

 

Good plan, I would take the mountains over FL.