They need to line up all of those kids together, then slap the shit out of them. Fucking kids don't make "demands" of anything. College is for learning. One of the primary lessons is that the world isn't fair, there are lots of things you don't like or agree with, but you're just going to have to shut up and deal with them.
The breakdown is not from a lack of understanding about the fact that life is unfair. Rather, its the misguided belief that this fact can be changed and that they are the generation to change it. Its the notion that they have to ability to reverse the nature of the entirety of human history, nature, biology, and genetics. Its arrogance, not ignorance.
THANKS! That skit is the best skit ever done by SNL. The next day a friend and I went golfing....for 19 holes (including the bar) we were doing the funky Tut.