Just watched Hobbs and Shaw

All I have to discuss is this: the motorcycle scenes in this movie make Biker Boyz and Torque look like cinematic masterpieces. That is all.

 

DAMN!!,
That is a rough review

 

Hahaha, my thoughts exactly.

 

I remember watching it on a flight late last year and thinking to myself......this dumpster fire spawned from a semi-low budget flick about kids in SoCal street racing old import cars.

 

.....no wait.....

 

The F&F franchise characters are less characters than they are caricatures, anymore.

They are essentially superheroes, and nothing in these films is ever going to have even the slightest bit of a toe dipped in reality, as every movie has to out-do the previous in ridiculousness.

 

I couldn't stomach 20 minutes of the movie. Had to shut it off, and I'm not opposed to action movies that aren't believable.

 

I’ll give credit to a few funny AF one line zingers.

Mike Oxmaul?
I go by Michael.

Not everyone has hobbit legs like you.

 

I just couldn't get into it. And I very rarely turn off action movies even if I don't like them. Maybe I was in a funky mood. Idk.

 

I don't get how they get the motorcycle engines so wrong in movies. I also have never heard of a 20 speed gearbox. They sure love shifting up like that never-ending clip full of bullets.

 

It's on HBOW right now.

 

My favorite is when they put 2 stroke dirt bike sounds on a 4 stroke. Really bothers the shit out of me in movies

 

Same with me whenever there’s a Ducati that sounds nothing like a big twin

 

I got maybe 5 minutes into it (started about mid movie) and I had to switch it off. It hurt my head and soul.

 

Metal head said that leprechauns don’t have souls.

 

Metalhead is a Wank Pheasant.