Just letting everyone know..

I farted. And not the good fluffy kind either.

 

That is statistically insignificant.

 

Putter, it is statically....get it right.

 

Dutch, I am so sorry to hear about your farting...I hope you feel better soon.

 

I hope it stank so that everyone around you would smell it when they walked in the room. That way you get to see their faces as they hit the wall of stench.

 

Boy, the post season silliness is starting early!

 

Oops.


Dutch, my heartfelt sympathies go out to your ass. May that fart RIP.

 

Was it more of a lumpy or a wet fart since it wasn't one of the fluffy ones. I think one kind can be treated with drugs while the other might need surgery.

-steve

 

Do you need to take a shower? 'Cause that's my criteria for a bad one.

 

<"clean-up in aisle two.">

 

My criteria for a bad one is if I have to wipe the back of my neck!

 

is it possible to get ecoli from sniffin' a tainted fart?

 

i mean it is molecules of someone else's poo that's now residing in your nose.
even if it's really just methane and not really poo....it was just inside someone else's bung hole. eewww.

 

We will soon share a common affliction, as I just ate 3 bean fajitas, where the refried beans were freshly made by me, combined with about 4+ cloves of garlic.

I can't wait

 

You guys take disgusting to a whole nother level.

 

I have a cold though, I need to clear the sinuses. First with the peppers, second with catching a wiff of my aroma.

Oh joy, its starting

 

So basically, it sounds like it wasn't a fart, more of a "shart".

 

No farting for me, got a new lab rat this week and I'm not willing to venture into that territory just yet.

 

Dutch, could you drop by Lever's? I think he needs a decongestant.

 

Talk about a way to really lose your sense of smell. That would take care of it.