Just got my 1st pedicure....WOOT!!

Your feet have been recalled. Did you miss the notice?

 

He's still wishing he could be as fast as Josh Owens.

 

Never had a pedicure, but Id like to, Ive crushed both big toes, on in a MC accident, the other with an alignment rack back when I was a teen working at good year, so Id like to freak out the ladies at the salon. I have had a manicure, before my wedding, as the wife wanted the close ups of our hands, rings, etc. Really nice and relaxing, hand massage, paraffin exfoliation, just no nail polish.

 

Dude, it looks like your toes are trying to square dancing and they're drunk as f@ck.

 

And 'foo gets his 40th bday gift a little late...

 

Just cut them off.

 

I see Camel tattoo on those bad boys...

 

Could always be worse.

 

Ban him!

 

Don't hate!

 

People who do pedicures, and gynecologists are at the top of my "shitty jobs" list.

I ain't ever seen anybody take their pristine, nothing wrong with it car to the mechanics, just so he can take it out for a joy ride. You only bring your shit to the professional when there's something wrong with it. Funked up feet, and broken vaginas aren't my idea of a good time.

 

Proctologist has got to be right up there.

 

But you're keen on the proctologist, huh?

 

Damn youse!

 

ha ha, Guilt by omission. Toss butt doctors on that list too.

 

Damn Jeffah.....

 

I got a pedicure once while I was on vacation in the Caribbean after my girl convinced me to get one with her.
My big toe was shiny for like 6 months.

 

Sure as hell hope that was the before picture..

When my back went out and I couldn't reach my feet without wanting to die, I had a pedicure.
Felt great, not sure if they always do a foot massage but I never knew that could feel so good. This shop does.

My wife isn't into feet, so if I want to enjoy those pleasures I have to PAY FOR IT.
Funny part is, the wife goes with me. Life gets kinky when you get older.