Just got a job at Lowes. Interview at Publix today at 3:30. What's my move?

I'd ask them how relaxed their sexual harassment policies are.

 

Pretty sure that’s exactly what will happen come Thursday...

 

Shut it Eggwipe. Imma electrify the upstate of SC.

 

No shit, good to know.

Didn't know you could fool the swab test. One of my daughters got hired at Lowes , they did the swab and sent it out, took a week or so for the results. I figured they'd offered you the job before the results came back.

 

Lol swabs are easy. Now, if they would've peed me I would've walked out. If it was hair, I wouldn't have even showed up.

 

Haha

remember when you considered shaving down to your last hair on your body when the BMW test came up unannounced?

 

Wait, What? Didn't you say you just walked away from that job? Was it walked out? ***** Actually, I'm J/K ing.
Take no offense, and, how's that method on the mouth/saliva swab again?

 

I look forward to the long distance service calls.

 

Its a god thing they cant swab for stupid or you'd still be unemployed.

 

Marxist*







*Groucho

 

Good luck on your new gig. It's gonna be hard to top the stories about slinging pizza, but you can do it.

 

Kiss it.

 

Actually IMO we never got the stories I was expecting from his pizza slinging days. I thought someone even have him a go pro so we could see something funny/good happen and I never saw any posted videos?

 

"Movies" always make thing out to be more glamorous than they actually are

 

In second thought, I think you are right Rob. It was the projected stories I might be remembering. And I don't recall any video, or pics of the trailer park chubbies either. Metalhead, you owe us some juicy stories from Lowes.

 

I know, I kept waiting for his Dear Penthouse stories and they never showed up ....

 

It was 'Motion'. I tried to use it once and upload it but my laptop wouldn't recognize it. I still have it.

 

I did that. They still managed to get hair off my rapidly balding head. Passed though. Then quit. Lol.

 

What public restroom is the camera mounted for your viewing pleasure?

 

No no see, 'Motion' is the dude on here that sent me the camera.