Just got a job at Lowes. Interview at Publix today at 3:30. What's my move?

You and Mark151 should get together and open a bar on a Caribbean beach somewhere.

 

lowes knows but publix has the hoes... suggest Friday Wine sample day from 6-9pm... was hilarious when they tried it here. Bitches luv free wine

 

Lol between him and I we'd drink all the profits.

 

but the stories are where the money is made...lol

 

him opening the bar and Mark being the customer


win-win

 

Publix. Food and beer ain't that heavy.

 

I had to Google Publix.

 

Does Publix allow facial hair now? Back in the day they would only allow a well kept stache, at least that was the case where I grew up.

 

I've seen Publix employees with facial hair, neck tattoos, and gold teeth for the past couple years.
Not uncommon to have an ex-prisoner serving stuff at the Publix deli, they always hook the subs up (fuk the rules lol)

 

Oh Fuq.

Which lowes? Im on a plane to do this...over and over again....

 

Since you only want that amount of hours and likely when YOU want that would be my priority. For that reason I would avoid AZ from what I heard they tend to do teams meetings and mandatory nonsense that is BS.

Publix folks seem to have low turnover locally. But again, hours hours hours for you is my guess.

 

Locally it is fine but you have to net up. Personally a hairnet on my chin would make me one cranky SOB....well crankier.

 

if i had to bet, i'd say this one.

close enough to ride the dong there, will only take 20-30 min on it

https://www.google.com/maps/place/L...44e9eccd682264!8m2!3d34.9403621!4d-82.2656631

 

The Dong would look awesome out front.

Edit

And kiss it on the time frame. I'd wheelie the Dong there in like 6 minutes.

 

Well at this moment it Looks like Lowes it is. Publix was a bust. Dude gonna holler at me later if something comes up. They just had 25hr a week front end stuff. I told him find me something in store at like 32hrs a week.

So, back to work next thursday. Gonna suck.

 

How the hell did you pass ? Or do they not care about about your THC levels ?

 

So, how'd the interview go today?
Employee discounts for the Beeb?

Oh, just saw your post

 

I scrubbed the fuck out my mouth with a toothbrush and mouthwash like 23 times. Hurt like hell.

 

Personally, I'd refuse to work for any place that is hard-up enough to hire me.

 

Hey... why not do that at bLowes?

Show management that you're a go-getter who thinks outside the box? (or is that thinks ABOUT the box?...)